What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

2026 NFL mock draft: Version 1.0 from expert has Steelers finding Big Ben's replacement as 5 QBs go Round 1 - CBS Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News

No way

share office space ...

Then came..

Earth's energy balance is rising much faster than scientists predicted, and we have no idea why - Live Science

No go.

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Is the US forfeiting its Red Planet leadership to China's Mars Sample Return plan? - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

BOJ braces for higher interest rates with provisions boost - Nikkei Asia

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Some candidates focus on blocking Cuomo’s path a day before NYC’s mayoral primary - AP News

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Carlie Irsay-Gordon explains her habit of wearing a headset during games - NBC Sports

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes