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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:47

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
share office space ...
Then came..
No go.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Is the US forfeiting its Red Planet leadership to China's Mars Sample Return plan? - Space
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Some candidates focus on blocking Cuomo’s path a day before NYC’s mayoral primary - AP News
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes